6 Who Think I'm Hot Not even a whitegirl zaynit

unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 

vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

sassybambina:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

This actually helps so much right now.

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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braixen:

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

it’s a shame jerry’s here because he emotionally abused someone and tried to get nudes from a minor

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA